Quick picks NFL week one

Just so I can do a percentage at the end of the season to compare my mundane prognostication skills with those who get paid for it, here's my Week One picks. I'm technically too late for opening night but it didn't take a genius to have picked Seattle...

Atlanta
Baltimore
Washington
Kansas City
New England
Jets
Philadelphia
Cleveland
St. Louis
San Francisco
Tampa Bay
Denver
Detroit
Arizona
And, of course, Chicago
Note: I will be pucking the Bears every single week, even against better judgment in some contests. They're my team. That must be noted in my statistics.