The Butcher Shop

Blackadder's Christmas Carol ---------------------------- [revision 10 November 1992] Narrator:  In the reign of good Queen Vic, there stood, in Dumpling Lane            in old London towne, the Moustache Shoppe of one Ebenezer            Blackadder -- the kindest and loveliest man in all England.         [opening theme]         He's kind and gen'rous to the sick         He'd never spread a nasty rumour         He never gets on people's wick         And doesn't laugh at toilet humour         Blackadder! Blackadder!         He's sickeningly good         Blackadder! Blackadder!         As nice as Christmas pud.         [as this is sung, we see a man merrily enjoying some carolers, and       ...

Black Adder - Misc Outtakes --------------------------- Finally, some assorted things I've typed out by request at some point or another: Rowan Atkinson comes on stage wearing large sunglasses and a tacky pseudo- American-pop-star outfit.  He speaks in a soft deep voice with a lot of pausing and repeating of words and `uh' -- all adding to the pseudo-American persona.  As he begins to speak, he sits on one of two stools.         Rowan:  Hello.  Hello, London.  It's nice to be here.  Life, uh,                 life really does have its ups and downs, doesn't it?                 Life, uh, life seems to have its good times, and, uh, life,                 uh, seems to have its bad times.  And some times are, uh,                 finger-lickin' good, and yet other ti...